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Eminem - The Real Slim Shady

 

 







(Talking)


May I have your attention please,


may I have your attention please,


will the real slim shady please stand up,


I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up


.....we're gonna have a problem here.........

(Verse 1)


Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before


jaws all on the floor


like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door


and started whoopin her ass worse than before


they first were divorced


throwing her over furniture (aaaaaaah)


It's the return of the...


"awww..wait, no way, you're kidding,


he didn't just say what I think he did,


did he?"


and Dr. Dre said...


nothing you idiots, Dr Dre's dead


he's locked in my basement


feminist women love eminem


chicka chicka chicka slim shady,


"I'm sick of him, look it him


walkin around, grabbin his you know what


flippin' to you know who"


"yeah, but he's so cute though"


yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose


but no worse than what's goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh)


sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose


but can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose


My bum is on your lips, My bum is on your lips


and if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss


and that's the message that we deliver to little kids


and expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is


of course they're gonna know what intercourse is


by the time they hit 4th grade


they got the discovery channel, dont they?


we ain't nothing but mammals


well, some of us cannibals


who cut other people open like cantelopes


but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes


then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope (eww)


but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote


women wave your pantehose, sing the chorus and it goes........

(Chorus)


I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady


all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating


so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,


please stand up, please stand up


cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady


all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating


so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,


please stand up, please stand up

(Verse 2)


Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records


well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too


you think I give a damn about a grammy


half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me


"but slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird"


why? so you guys can just lie to get me here


so you can sit me here next to Britney Spears


bullshit,Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs,


so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst


and hear em argue over who she gave head to first


little bitch, put me on blast on MTV


"yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee hee"


I should download her audio on MP3


and show the whole world how you gave eminem VD (aaaaaah)


I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups


all you do is annoy me


so I have been sent here to destroy you


and there's a million of us just like me


who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me


who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me


and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me......

(Chorus)


Cause Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady


all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating


so won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,


please stand up, please stand up


cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady


all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating


so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,


please stand up, please stand up

(Verse 3)


I'm like a head trip to listen to


cause I'm only giving you things


you joke about with your friends inside you livin' room


the only difference is I got the balls to say it


in front of ya'll and I dont gotta be false or sugar coated at all


I just get on the mic and spit it


and whether you like to admit it (riiip)


I just shitted it better than 90% of you rappers out can


then you wonder how can


kids eat up these albums like valums


it's funny,cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty


I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting


pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin off wit' Jergens(lotion)


and I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of viagra isn't working


and every single person there's a slim shady lurkin


he could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings


or in the parking lot, circling, screamin I dont give a fuck


with his windows down and his system up


so will the real shady please stand up


and put one of those fingers on each hand up


and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control


and one more time, loud as you can, how's it go? ...........

(Chorus)


I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady


all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating


so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,


please stand up, please stand up


cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady


all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating


so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,


please stand up, please stand up

cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady


all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating


so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,


please stand up, please stand up


cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady


all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating


so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,


please stand up, please stand up

(Talking)


haha guess there's a slim shady in all of us........


fuck it let's all stand up

 

 

 

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